Ekdin bikal bela paser basar Anne
apu phone dilo aar amare tader
basha-te jaite koilo. Anne apu tokhon
Medical 5th year-a pore. Dekhte
shunte valoi aar pacha-ta mama-ra
jotil. Anne apu khub dekhte shundor, forsha aar boobs 33 holeo pacha-ta
at least 35 tooo hobei, moja hoilo
sheye 5-7 height-er aar komor matro
24. Tai, rasta diya hatle polapan
emnitei tar dike ghuira takaito. Amar
5-5 height niya kokhono sahosh koira vabi nai je tar dike chokh tuila
takano jabe, sotti kotha bolte ki ami
onake bagher moto voy kortam,
kintu mone mone tare chinta kore
khichte valo lagto
Tooo jai hok, bikal bela tader basha- te giya dekhi, uni chara basha-te aar
keu nai, uncle office theke ratre
firben. Jak, ami Anne apur kache giye
boshtei uni amar dike besh gomvir
hoye bollen, "Ae, oedin je toke aar
Neli-ke rekhe ami class korte chole gelam, shei din tora ki korchili bol,
sotti kore bol haramjada!" Ami tooo
voye shesh, tao mukh-chokh
shukaye bollam, "Kichhu na tooo
apu, amra tooo school-e gechi." Anne
apu motamoti gorjon kore bollen, "khobordar, amar sathe mittha bolbi
na, ami toder school-mate-der kache
khoj nichi, oedin tora school-e jash-e
nai". Uni ektu dom niye bollen, "Amar
dharona tora kharap kichu korchish,
na hoile Neli porer tin din khoraya khoraya, dui pa fak koira hatbe ken?"
Ami chinta korlam chapabaji kore par
paite hobe, bollam "Anne apu, ami
aar Neli apu oedin ekta jayega-te
gechilam moja korar jonno, school
palaite echchha hoichilo tooo tai, aar Neli apu rasta-te pichhla khaya poira
betha paichilo". Anne apu aaro rege
giye bollen, "Dekh, chapa marle onno
kono jayega-te giye mar, ami medical-
er chatri, amar kache marish na.
Ami jani Neli-r ki hoiche, sure oo tor sathe shuiche kintu hymen(pore
shunchhi oeta naki guder pordar
scientific nam) chhira bechara aar tin
din utthe pare nai, bol ae kotha sotti
kina?" Ami mone mone bollam "Magi,
shob jokhon janoi tokhon abar vong koira jiggasha korar dorkar ki?" aar
Anne apu-ke bollam, "Kosom khodar
apu, tumi kauke boilo na, taile
amader khobor hoye jabe. Tumi ja
bolba ami tai korbo!" Uni amar dike
takaye bollen, "Ekhono thik kori nai toke aar Neli-ke ki shasti debo, tobe
sure tor mar kache bole debo". Amar
tooo pura jan ure gelo. Uni tarpor
bollen, "Kintu ekta bepar bujhte
parlam na, Neli-r tooo boyfriend ache,
farhan thakte oo tor sathe korlo ken?" Ami torbor kore bollam,
"farhan bhai khub taratari mal out
koira dey, Neli apu emon-ki
dhukaiteo pare nai tar sathe!" Anne
apu gorom chokhe takaye bollen, "O,
boro chelera shob hijra hoye geche aar tumi pichki ascho purush hishebe
amar bon-ke chudte? Ta tomar dhon
eto boro je tumi boro apu-der chuida
shuyaya falaite paro?"
Ami tooo Anne apur mukhe emon
dialog shune thoo, jai hok minmin kore bollam, " Na, amar dhon temon
boro na, matro chhoy inch (Mama-ra
ki aar korum kon, amar dhon ja tai
tooo koite hoibo, amar tooo aar
apnader moto jader 8 ba 10 inch
dhon na! Khiks) kintu ami onekkhon mal dhoira rakhte pari". Anne apu
conspiracy korar moto chapa shore
bollo, "Ta tumi kotokhon mal dhoira
rakhte paro chad?" Ami aste aste
bollam, "Ae 20-30 minute (Mama-ra
apnader doya-te ekhon ae figure-ta motamoti 45-50 minute-e taina niya
aichi, regular practice makes a man
perfect )". Anne apu bollen, "Ami
bisshash kori na, amar bondhu-rai
taratari mal out koira dey, aar tui
pichki eto khon mal dhoira rakish?" Ami shahosh koira koilam "Bisshash
na hoile porikkha nao." Anne apu
bollen, "Tui ki vabish toke diye ami
amar gud marabo, jak vag ekhan
theke, tor bar bohut barche, toke
emon shikkha debo je tui ekdom chup hoye jabi". Ami besh voy pelam,
kenona ekbar onek choto belay
Anne apu amake kan dhore tader
basha theke baire fele dichilen, aj
abar oe-rokom kichhu korle moha
jhamela hobe. Tar upor etokhon ae- shob sexy kothabarta shunte shunte
amar choto babu abar bore miya-e
porinoto hoiche. Kintu Anne apu
bollen, "Aye amar sathe!" Ami uthe daratei amar shorts-er
moddhe bore miya besh tabu toiri
kore fello. Anne apu oe-dike takaye
heshe fellen, bollen "Tor shahosh
ache pichki, jharir moddheo tui dhon
khara kore felish. Ta kar kotha mone kore tor dhon boro holo? Amar?" Ae
kotha bole uni amake onar room-e
niye gelen aar onar bichana-te
boshalen, bollen "Chup kore boshe
thak, aar kono sound korbi tooo
khun kore felbo. Ae bole uni amake bichanar pashe pa diye shuye porte
bollen. Ami shuye portei uni alto kore
amar dhone ekta chapor marlen.
Tarpor shorts-ta ek side-e shoriye
diye heshe diye bollen,"Tor tabu
londo vondo kore dilam". Ami tooo hotobak. Uni aste kore amar dhoner
mundi-ta dhore chulke dite laglen,
ami arame chokh bujlam. Uni bole jete
laglen, "Toke ekta kothin shasti
ditam, kintu amar period cholteche
bole akhon dite parbo na. Period shesh hok, tarpor dekhbo tor dhon
koto shokto. Ami Neli na je jeno teno
performance diye lengra kore fele
rakhbi. Amake chudte holle majar jor
lagbe. Amar tooo mone hoy ami gud
diyei tor dhon kamriye kheye felbo." Shahosh pura firre aslo aar moner jor-
o, besh jorei bollam "Emon kotha
tomar bon-o bolchilo, tarpor tooo tin
din thik moto hattei pare nai,
bathroom korte geleo bechari naki
amake gali diche. Valo, valo tomra ek line-e amar dhon khaoyar chesta
koro aar amio tomader gushti chuida
hor koira dei".
Anne apu abar kopot gomvirota
dekhiye bollen, "Tor mukh tooo khub
kharap hoye geche ekhoni, boro bon-ke shomman na dish jake chudbi
taake tooo shomman dibi!" Ami
bollam, "Sorry, bujhte pari nai je negta
boro bon-ke shomman jananor
jonno kotha kom bolte hoy; Ki korbo
bolo valo kore je shomman debo tar upay-o tooo nai, tumi tooo duniya
rongin agei kore rakhchho, naile ami
aj tomar duniya-te rong lagaya
ditam". Anne apu bollen, "Good, ae
bar tor kotha besh vodroshto hoiche
aar er purushkar shorup ami toke ekta blow dibo, er agge amio
kokhono blow dei nai". Ae bole uni
shundor amar dhoner aga chatte
laglen aar ami bichana-te adha-shoya
hoye moja marte thaklam. Kintu ektu
porei eto gorom hoye gelam je mukhta ha koriye alto kore dhon-ta
onar mukher moddhe dhukiye choto
choto thap dite shuru korlam.
Ektu oshuidha hochchhilo, kenona
onar datt-e first dike betha
pachchilam, kintu ektu porei uni oviggo sucker-er motoi dhon chushte
laglen. Minute pachek erokom korar
por amar matha pura out hoye gelo,
jemon korei hok amake lagatei hobe!
Ami onake nanavabe bujhate laglam,
kintu onar ek kotha period-er somoy lagano jabe na, infection hote pare.
(Kotha-ta maina choilen mama-ra,
Magi doctor tooo tai ae ekta kotha
sotti-e thik koichilo). Nana kayeda
kanun korte laglam, onar boobs ber
kore chuste laglam aar hatt diye dolle dolle onno boob-ta gorom kore
dilam, kintu no effect. Onar nisshash
gorom aar ghono hoye aelo, buk
haporer moto othanama korte laglo
(Sotti mama, jara ae scene dekhen nai
tara bujhteo parben na juboti meye- der buker unbalanced othanama ki
jinish!) Chehara forsha theke lal hoye
gelo, kintu uni onor.
Tokhoni matha-te buddhi-ta elo.
Achchha, bohu 3x-e tooo dekhchi,
goya marle kemon hoy? Ami minmin kore onake bollam, "Anne apu,
bolchilam ki, tumi-o gorom khaicho
aar ami tooo gorom hoye achi-e, jodi
chao, ami tomar goya marte pari". Uni
rege giye bollen, "Toke na bolchi
vodro kore bolte?" Ami voy petei uni abar bollen, "bol, apu ami apnar
pacha diye amar bara-ta dhukai?"
Ami tai boltei uni bachcha meyeder
moto hattali diye bollen, "Khub moja
hobe, ami kokhono goya...sorry
pacha-mara khai nai!" Ami hotobak hoye bollam, "Sheki, tomar eto boro
pacha, parar chelera shob osthir, ar
tumi pachaa-te chodo nai?" Uni
lokkhi kore heshe bollen, "Tor ki
dharona pacha marlei pacha boro
hoy? Na re pagol, gud marleo pacha gol aar shundor hoy."
Jak, access peye ami tooo
mohakhushi. Alto kore onar selowar-
ta namiye panty shoratei life-er
prothom barer moto pad pora meye
dekhlam. Uni shundor kore pad shoriye rokto muche dilen. Ami amar
dhon onar putkir futate set kortei uni
shiure uthe bollen, "Oh, tor ki matha-
te echchha cholteche Nelir moto
amakeo khora bananor? Na chad,
shei chance dibo na, ja oe-room theke cream niye aye". Ami guti guti
paye cream niye eshe nijer dhon aar
onar putkir futa jobjob kore cream
mekhe nilam. Tarpor set kore ektu
thela ditei 'puch' kore mundi-ta onar
pode dhuke gelo. Uni 'uf' kore uthtei ami onar mukh pechon theke chepe
dorlam. (Mama-ra guder tulonay pod
at least tin gun tight, jara janen tara
tooo janen-e aar jara janen na tara
parle aj-e try koren, its delicious!).
Tarpor onar mukher upor hatt rekhei ami komor-dola dite laglam. Matha-te
hothat dusto buddhi ashlo, mone
mone koilam "shali tumi amare kao je
pagla shako naraish na?
Darao tomar khobor ache." Ami joto
jore shomvoh onar ponde dhon diya chodon deya shuru korlam. Uni-o
amar bod buddhi bujhte paira shorar
chesta korte laglen, kintu ami
totokhone onek pither upor uitha
dhon diya onar putki pura gaitha
felchi. Porer minute doshek motamoti rodeo khellam cowboy-der moto, uni
jotoi amare fele diye nijere charate
chaye ami totoi jor kore dhon-ta onar
ponde guija rakhte chai! Ponder side
faita lal hoya gelo, kintu ami aar nami
na, magi ja gali dilo ta bolar na. "Khankir po tui tor mordangi onno
kauro loge dekha, amar putki fataish
na, leorar nati, tore chudte dichi rape
korte dei na, shona chele , lokkhi bhai
amar tui amar gude laga kintu amar
dofa rofa korish na", kintu ke shone kar kothaa, minute doshek ae shob
shunte shunte ami gorom khaiya valo
moto onar ponder moddhei amar mal
dhaila dilam. (Believe me mama-ra er
por life-e onek bar pod marchi aar
onek-bar jore korchi, but oe diner moto moja ar pai nai, jemon magir gali
temon tar ponder gorom aar temon
rodeo styler chodon, ekbar tooo
thelte thelte ami tare bichanar kona
theke pura bichana guraichi, mone
hoile ae lekhar somoy ekhono dhon kharaya gelo!)
Ektu por huss firre asle ami dorer
thelay onar pod theke amar dhon
bair koira nilam, uni sathe sathei
bichana-te kat hoye pore fopate
laglen. Ami onake dhore bollam, "Apu ami tomake betha dite chai nai,
kintu matha gorom hoye gelo..." Uni
bollen, "ja vag, pacha fala fala kore
ekhon shohag dekhate ashchen, ja
ber hoye ja ekhon basha theke". Ami
mon kharap kore kapor guchiye bashate chole aslam. Kintu tin din
porei Anne apur phone pelam, "Ae
pondmarani, khanir nati ektu tooo
khoj nibi boro apu-tar, baicha ache
na ponder jalate moira geche?" Ami
khik khik koira haisha bollam, "Neli tooo tindin bair hoy nai, tomar koy
din?" Oni bollen, "chailei ber hote
partam, kintu tor dhon gud diya
chhira falanor agge aar basha theke
bair homu na boila thik korchi, naile
amar nam Anne-e na. Tui ashbi naki ekhon?" Ki aar kora, cricket khela
chilo, cancel kore royana dilam tar
bashar dike, hajar hok boro bon-der
kotha tooo shunte hoy! More vider photo
